Cec and Bug, ranting on: It's possible that I'm in love with my dentist

Friday, August 19, 2005

It's possible that I'm in love with my dentist

Good-looking? Well, he's about 60, bald and paunchy, so not really my type

Charming? He hasn't offered to buy me a drink or held a door open for me, no

Witty? He's possibly the most unfunny person I've ever met

But did he give me MONSTROUS amounts of anaesthetic today because I asked him to? YES! Did my nasty, horrible, bastard of a filling hurt? NO! Does my face now look and feel normal (aside from a vaguely tingling lip, since the massive dose of marcaine's only just wearing off)? YES!

And for that reason I think I may have to be in love with him. It only seems fair!

posted by Bug @ 11:08 pm

7 Rantings:

At 12:47 am, Léonie said…

The men that give you drugs on demand? They're the keepers, for sure.
At 12:49 pm, Bug said…

Only legal drugs, of course, but this is true
At 1:22 am, chindi said…

Legal is a relative term. It all depends on where you are.
At 8:31 am, Bug said…

Oh I know this, but I am NOT a speed/eccie/crystal meth/pot/Mitsubishi/LSD taker. Lots of my friends consider me a nerd that way but I value my brain cells too much!
At 8:20 pm, Léonie said…

I took 3 painkillers today. For twisted and evil period pain that is ripping my legs off as I type. The painkillers did not work so I'm going to try heroin in a minute, I've heard that's effective.
At 10:35 pm, chindi said…

leonie - The description of your legs being ripped off was great. I laughed out loud here in my cubicle at work.
At 10:47 pm, Anon said…

Leonie, you should try a Valium, a fatty spliff and a big glass of whiskey... i'm telling you, i'm on to a winner here.

I really don't value my brain cells... or I haven't got enough of them to understand their value.

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