Why were you looking at your tongue? I know you asked us not to ask, but asking us not to ask just makes us asking the question all the more likely to be asked.

 

This is true :)

 

For some dark twisted reason I feel like answering every numbered point you wrote about, even though they're not even questions that could be answered, And so:

1) Not sad, I’m at home on a Sunday night feeling sorry for myself with a bottle of red wine knowing that work is imminent... now that is sad (or depressing, can't figure it out at the moment) What’s Cowboy?!
2) Can't think of much to say to that... but the first thing that comes to mind is the curly whirly chocs I used to eat on the way to school when I was a wee lad. Only less hairy and more chocolaty. A snip @ 10p (I think).
3) Sometimes I can be a bit of a man-whore... However, aren't all men?
4) Virgin tongues huh? I like em. (man-whoreness coming through there… please accept my deepest apologies)
5) Why am I still writing?!?!
6) Some people just like saying that sh*t to make themselves feel better (she sounds like she's knees deep in de-Nile about her own ugliness "not just a river in Egypt ya'know")
7) Not too sure I understand the question, I think I do but I’ll pass. My man-whoreness might jump in and start going off on one!
8) Living on your own is quality, I lived on my own through Oz and South East Asian for 8 months and had the time of my life, came home to the parents and it wasn't the same. So I’ve now moved to a two bed flat and its a lot more interesting. You can be in any sort of inebriated state and not have to answer to anyone... now that’s living... actually its slowly killing yourself, but at least I understand the consequences clearly! Ouch!

Well I think I’ll stop now. I’ve got some drug-induced munchies… I love those.

Take care… and lastly to mention your previous post… actually I’ll stop there I don’t want to offend someone’s hair preferences, I’ve got far too many gag’s for that kind of hairstyle.