Proof, if proof was needed, that I should not be allowed to do ANYthing besides sit on the couch when I have a cold: My brother wanted my unblocky nose spray (since he also has a cold and is all snuffly and blocked up and gross) The nose spray was in my handbag I grabbed myself a glass of water and headed up to my bedroom to grab the nose spray My handbag was on the floor I tucked the glass of water into the crook of my arm and bent over to get the nose spray out of my handbag I poured the entire glass of water directly into my handbag Because I'm an idiot. A bleary-eyed, snotty, red-nosed idiot |
I ALWAYS do that sort of thing. Then spend the next hour telling everyone about it so they will know how stupid I am. Strange. The thing is, when it happens, I don't even think 'oh shit! shit!' and panic. It's more just a resigned 'oh. here we go again'.