| I have new, clean linen on my bed (I only change my bed linen every 6 or 8 weeks. I know it's gross, I know. But trust me, ain't no-one doing anything in my bed but sleeping!)   I have new, clean flannel jammies on (bright blue with surprised looking cats all over them)   I have a grape-flavoured face mask   I have pink champagne (Killawarra Dusk, strawberry-flavoured, yum)   I have mini-croissants   I have a rainy and windy night outside (I love rain. Love love love rain. Hate wind but don't mind it if I'm inside and warm)   I have a trashy-looking scary book to read   I'm set for the night! If only I had a gorgeous punky boy to worship me and give me a massage . . . *sigh* | 
Ah yes, yes I was!