Cec and Bug, ranting on: I SOOOO do no work

Saturday, October 01, 2005

I SOOOO do no work

My workmates and I were doing STACKS of work yesterday, reading a random catalogue (aimed at old people) that ended up on our floor. This was one item, described as a "personal massager":

"Ease tension and reduce stress with your own personal massager. Soothing vibrations penetrates deep to help stimulate circulation and relax tired, aching muscles. Takes 2 C-batteries (not included)"

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Oh yes, that's a personal massager, alright! We laughed our ARSES off!!!

posted by Bug @ 7:34 pm

8 Rantings:

At 11:59 pm, Anonymous said…

so funny!

penetrates deep to stimulate... hee!

that model's not exactly elderly so is she
At 10:26 am, chindi said…

did you order yours?
At 9:39 pm, Bug said…

Honey, don't you think I'd buy something a LITTLE more high tech than that? :)
At 11:33 pm, chindi said…

OH, so you want something with 7 speeds plus reverse?
At 8:47 am, Bug said…

Now you're assuming that I don't already have one... :P (although reverse? Just no)
At 8:23 pm, Léonie said…

Reverse? Where would it reverse...to? Am I being naive? Or maybe it just like, swivels, in the other direction...
Anyway!
That picture is funny, because it looks like she's demonstrating her deep throat technique, only on the outside.
Dirty.
At 10:00 pm, Anon said…

Funny picture, but why does she have to be naked to advertise an old peoples massager? I'm not complaining... also, she does look like she's enjoying it in a twisted kind of way.
At 11:52 pm, chindi said…

Reverse just sounded good but I like leonie's explanation.

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