Tuesday, October 10, 2006
A spot of dusting
I am going out this saturday night dressed as a french maid who speaks italian (as I don't speak french). I am debating whether or not to take my feather duster out on the town (pluses, I could go up to hot guys and say 'ahh, you are verry verrry dirty. Let me clean you, you dirrrty dirrrty boy). Will probably depend on how drunk I get at the dinner party. Which is a 'uniform' costume party. I am not randomly dressing up as a french italian-speaking maid for my Saturday night.

Rose is having this uniform dinner party for her 24th birthday. The other girls and I were discussing what to wear and Katie says "I have no idea what to wear. Who the hell has a uniform costume in their wardrobe?" While the others were agreeing with her I piped up in a small voice saying 'Umm, I do. I have a French maid costume.' This of course prompted 'Cecilia, that's a bit kinky. Is there something you're not telling us?'

So, to dust or not to dust, this is the question.
posted by Cecilia @ 4:04 pm  
3 Rantings:
  • At 7:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dust! totally dust.


    much fun to be had, i found one at ex work a few weeks back and enjoyed brandishing it.

     
  • At 8:14 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    p.s. did you like how i offered to give you some advice then promptly never came back..?

    ok- things you could take, theres loads, but to start-aloe vera, garlic (both anti-fungal+will help your immune system because youre maybe a bit run down too?) and the acidophilus that you mentioned, but dairy and sugar free if possible (its usually lactose, so its milk suagar, suagar feeds the candida)

    so...its more diet things youd need to do, cut out anything with sugar- inc fruit sugars, yeast, alcohol, anything fermented, fungus, things prone to mould (like dried fruits, nuts sometimes)

    theres more but id have to look it up- i know eating raw carrots help, but i cant remember exactly how!

     
  • At 1:13 am, Blogger Kelly said…

    So how did your outing as the semi bi-lingual maid go?

     
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